osointricate:

fayethesuccubus:

petrpetrpuckeater:

myresin:

thatsnicebutimmarried:

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

“Come back here with whatever you’re eating!”

“Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!”

“Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH.”

“Well, let’s hope whatever you just ate doesn’t kill you.”