…the best part of this sequence, to my mind, is that you generally only get store credit for a return (especially for as common an item as a toaster) if you have a receipt.
Mick didn’t just steal them. He stole them properly.
It’s so Mick though. He doesn’t want to pick anything out, but he can’t just get them a gift card, he gets them all the store credit they need to get whatever they really want while also breaking the law.
Just like his husband taught him




