I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
Eggsy thinks Harry is some sort of this insanely well-composed and well-mannered gentleman, but is he really? This guy that says “shit” and “tits-up” casually, the same guy that starts a pub brawl with some kids because of a snidey comment? The guy that proposes a candidate outside of their usal pool of posh and rich, twice? And probably has a blast spiting Arthur? The guy that is late all the time? The guy that could have patiently chatted to professor Arnold but instad loses it within 3 seconds and just grabs the man by his ear? The guy that goes and brings Eggsy back to his house deciding he was going to get him into Kingsman even when he failed the last test? The guy that says “hail, Satan” to a crazy woman in a hate church? The man that password protects his glasses feed so even Merlin won’t be able to see his footage if he doesn’t want him to? The guy that calls Arthur a snob, to his face?
Come on, Harry Hart is the motherfucking rebel child of Kingsman.
Every time I see people like “cats are evil and will never love you” I’m like bro cats are adorable losers, they rub against you and head butt into your hand when you pet them and they make a dumb vibrating noise when they’re happy and chase after moving lights and shoelaces and tuck their feet under their bodies to become a fucking cat loaf cats are great ok.
…the stress that is involved with a shoot, I really feel like I’ve earned three months off by the time it’s finished. If I was a ‘job hopper’, I wouldn’t be able to watch my sister not do very well in the egg-and-spoon race. And that’s kind of what life is about.
Taron Egerton once again proving that he is the most adorable human on the planet. [x] (via toriceratops)
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