kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking
I used to do this thing whenever things got really bad
back home. I would turn the sink on and close my eyes, and I would
pretend that I was underwater, like I was floating in a pool or
something at the bottom. It was all quiet, just floating there, and I couldn’t hear anything. No one could get to me. No one could touch me. I was safe.
Kane: *literally has a stroke anytime any one says anything about the killer*
Everyone on this gd show: hey good buddy pal Ryan this is our eyewitness his name is Lukas Waldenbeck and he has a boyfriend named Philip Shea and also here’s his fuckin address just in case you wanna murder him