Spiderman: *is like 15 years old*
Bucky Barnes[immediatley stopping]: ohh mY GODdd who the hell even brought him here?? what if I huRT HIM!!!
Steve Rogers[dropping 65 tons at him]: lol whaddup kid I’m a Brooklyn bitch

butim-justharry:

neogenesis85:

Everyone has been talking about Bucky taking a hit for Sam from that unitard wearing fetus, but I’m more stuck on the fact that this fool that can outrun cars is keeping pace with my bird prince while going through the terminal when he could have honestly just hauled ass for the quinjet and I really think that’s a beautiful thing

#I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS!!!!! #HE WAS BASICALLY FUCKING JOGGING #SO SAM WOULDNT GET LEFT BEHIND #IM!!!!!!!!!! #SAM FINALLY HAS A JOGGING PARTNER WHO WOULD KEEP PACE WITH HIM!!!!! #sambucky #ca3 #SAM GETS BUCKY TO RUN FASTER THAN STEVE AND YELL ON YOUR RIGHT THE NEXT TIME THEY GO JOGGING TOGETHER #LMAO (via @petermaximoff)

puzzle-dragon:

Prison was not good to Team Cap.

But prison was absolute hell for Wanda Maximoff.

Sam, Clint, and Scott were all a little beat up. A few cuts and bruises, a lot of anger. Some of that’s the battle. Some of that’s them being arrested and thrown into maximum security cells.

But Wanda?

Wanda’s in a straight jacket and a shock collar. Wanda’s collapsed on the floor, leaning against the wall, silent, white as a sheet, and barely moving.

Wanda wasn’t just arrested. Wanda was tortured by the government.

Because how do you get an all-powerful and uncooperative young woman into a straight jacket? You knock her out, probably shoot her full of tranquilizers until she stops struggling.

Because why put her in a shock collar if she’s already restrained? To keep her quiet and docile. Because they don’t understand her or her powers, what they do or how they work, so they’ve tried to cover all the bases.

Because why wouldn’t Wanda speak to Tony; why wouldn’t she snark and quip like Clint and Scott and Sam; why wouldn’t she spit and curse and scream? The last time she tried, she got shocked. The last time and every time before that, they shocked her. She was in constant pain from moving or speaking – because every time she did something, anything the guards thought she was trying to use her powers, trying to attack them – so she decided the best option was to sit still, keep quiet, and stop fighting. Don’t make any sudden movements; don’t make any movements at all.

She’s been in this situation before, with HYDRA. But even they didn’t restrain her. At least they let her move, let her speak, let her use her powers. At least they let her throw herself against the walls, let her scream, let her manipulate the fabric of the universe. (At least she still had her brother.) She knows what prison feels like – knows confinement and pain by heart – but this is worse. 

When Steve comes to break her out, how much do you want to bet that she flinched at the sight of him? Moved into the corner when the door opened? Cringed when he tried to unbind her? Whined when he got close to the collar because she was afraid it would hurt him or her or both?

How screwed up do you think Wanda is after being tortured by people who say they’re doing it to protect the greater good?

How long before she tries to speak again? Is it just a whisper at first? Is she quieter than she used to be? Does it take her days before she’s willing to speak above a mumble, weeks before she shouts to be heard, months before she screams of her own volition? 

How long does it take Wanda to let people touch her again? Does she throw Clint across the room the first time he places a hand on her shoulder to comfort her? Does she flinch at loud noises? Stops wearing necklaces because they make her feel collared? Refuses hugs because they make her feel restrained?

How much time goes by before Wanda dares to use her powers again? How long before she lets go of the fear of being shocked for something that’s a fundamental part of her? How long before she embraces the energy again?

How long before she stops being scared and starts being angry?

queerbucks:

so upon seeing civil war a second time, i noticed something about bucky’s fighting style. while he’s bucky, he tends to use his right arm for offense and left arm just for deflection and defense and only use it for offense when entirely necessary. but when he’s the winter soldier, he mostly uses his left arm in offense. it just makes me so sad bc like?????? he knows how strong his arm is so he tries not to use it when fighting innocent people. he’s just trying to live his life and eat his plums and just. im so sad

thesafesthands:

rrueplumet:

that moment in the first avenger when bucky shoots that guy and steve turns around and salutes him makes me laugh bc, like, i will be the first to admit i know nothing about military strategy, but i feel like you probably shouldn’t so blatantly give away your sniper’s location like that

like, was that moment immediately followed by bucky scrambling to his feet like ‘goddamnit steve HOW MANY TIMES’ and takin off into the woods while hydra goons fired at him,, like thank you, captain america, for that, i was hoping to make this more complicated than necessary

#oh MY GOD