shoutout to the real villain of cap3: the person who told steve rogers that peggy was dead VIA TEXT
like Jesus, dude, maybe use a couple of those Anytime Minutes. start a real conversation with “i am so sorry to be the one to tell you this.” it’s not a fuckin telegram where you’re buying words per nickel. CARTER PUSHING DAISIES STOP BUMMER STOP WELL GOTTA RUN
I was very disgruntled on Steve’s behalf about this at first, but then I started to think that this text probably came from a member of Peggsy’s family like one of her kids or grandkids who grew up with her and were closer to her and either a) probably knows Steve very well by this point and therefore this sort of communication is okay as it’s probably part of a much longer ongoing conversation, or b) was too busy dealing with their own grief and feelings to consider anyone else’s, y’know?
Tony: We should let them do this
Steve: WE CAN’T LET THEM DO THIS
Natasha: Okay just hear me out…
Black Panther: BUCKY DID THIS
Bucky: I didn’t do this
Clint: It got boring at home
Vision: Wanda no!
Wanda: WANDA YES!!
Falcon: Everyone, this is Redwing
War Machine: Alright, I don’t want anyone fucking shit up
Spider-Man: I’m done with my homework and Mr. Stark said I can come along
Ant-Man: I’m just happy to be here
There’s a line in Civil War when Tony Stark says to Cap, “Sometimes I want to punch you in your perfect teeth.” “My dad loves that line,” says Evans, grinning.
Chris Evans about his dentist Dad – Rolling Stone (x)
‘He lightens the mood with the story of a blooper from filming that moment in episode 512, “Live to Fight,” when Harvey had to tell Rachel (Meghan Markle) and Mike that “Sheila Sazs came forward”: “All I had to do was walk into a room where Mike and Rachel are talking and say, ‘Sheila Sazs came forward,’ and, I’m not kidding, I probably did it 30 times because I couldn’t stop laughing. You try saying ‘Sheila Sazs came forward.’ I don’t know what to say. I just couldn’t do it,” Macht says. “At one point, I had to take both of the actors out of the scene. I was talking to chairs.’
Imagine BB-8 rolling up to Rey and Poe like “beep beep beep guess what I just learned” like a small kid and saying “fuck” or something equally as startling for something as cute and important and both Rey and Poe look shocked and Poe’s jaw drops a little and Rey goes “where did you learn that!?” like that’s not something that is supposed to be in a military droid’s basic vernacular and it couldn’t have learned it from humans because most swears don’t compute into droid so it had to be a droid and the proud if scared beeping replies “R2-D2” and the next thing you know both Poe and Rey are running down the base after this ancient droid that’s screaming and beeping frantically like “IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I FUCKING SWEAR”
Luke and Leia dying of laughter in the background.
C-3PO telling everyone that this is what he’s been putting up with for fifty years and no one knows what he’s suffered
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