smallshuu:

Every time I see people like “cats are evil and will never love you” I’m like bro cats are adorable losers, they rub against you and head butt into your hand when you pet them and they make a dumb vibrating noise when they’re happy and chase after moving lights and shoelaces and tuck their feet under their bodies to become a fucking cat loaf cats are great ok. 

sleepysamurai:

catsbeaversandducks:

After Five Years of Service, this Kitty Got a Much Deserved Promotion

Felix was nine weeks old when she came to Huddersfield Railway Station in West Yorkshire, England to help the humans tackle the rodent problem. Now five years later, with her dedication and hard work, she is no longer just a simple mouse catcher. Felix is now Senior Pest Controller and even has earned her very own visibility jacket and name tag.

Photos by Felix the Huddersfield Station Cat – Via Love Meow

VERY IMPORTANT FLOOFS.

worldturnedupsidedownn:

#i feel like this is a movie where steve just doesn’t give a shit anymore#‘you wanna punch me in my perfect teeth? yeah alright and i want to punch u in ur balls but u don’t see me telling the world’#‘people think we’re vigilantes? that’s cause we are motherfuckers shield is dead and hydra are terrorists who the fuck do u wanna trust?#the GOVERMENT? p l e a s e’#‘stay out of this one? haha that’s a funny joke natasha i’ll just let my assasin boyfriend die alone sure uhhuh yeah’#‘people end up shooting at you sam? welcome to my fucking life man i get shot at all day and all night and i don’t complain’#‘i just want to retire to hawaii with bucky is that too fucking much to ask? cHRIST’

via @bisexualbucky