Anakin: “Obi-Wan?”
Obi-Wan: “The Wan and only.”
Anakin: Master PLEASE.
MY HEART
That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.
Obi-Wan: I knew it, I knew it. That Ben was a troublemaker from the start.
Padme: Don’t look at me, he gets it from Anakin’s side of the family!
Anakin: He’s just trying to help his Dark Master!
Yoda: If discovered, he is, forever shamed, will Luke be. Dishonor, to the family will come. Disintegrate, traditional values will!
Qui-Gon: Not to mention they’ll lose the farm!
Mace: My children never caused such trouble; they all became acupuncturists!
Anakin: Well, we can’t all be acupuncturists!
Obi-Wan: No! Your grandson had to be a SITH LORD!
literally the first thing R2-D2 does after spending god knows what amount of time sleeping on information vital to the entire galaxy is insult C-3PO, beautiful
#i have lukes map you golden piece of shit (via phasmascaptain)
I FOUND HER! I FOUND A REY STAR WARS FIGURE!!!
That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.
Star Wars VII: Keeping Up With The Droids
Did anyone else think this? No? Just me?…
I let out a very soft gasp
#‘its experiences’ did you mean: #poe dameron awake at 4AM singing BB-8 songs he makes up as he goes #poe dameron running back into a firefight to save a disabled BB-8 from certain destruction (sustaining a shoulder wound) #poe dameron speaking in binary even though BB-8 tells him he sounds absurdly stupid #poe dameron sewing a little hole into all his tents so that BB-8 can charge next to him while he sleeps even when they’re on recon missions #poe dameron referring to BB-8 as ‘my friend’ and making sure his programming equips him to fully understand what that means #poe dameron always asking BB-8 to do what he needs instead of ordering it #poe dameron rewriting the astromech default programming that would force BB-8 to call him master #poe dameron rebuilding BB-8 by hand himself whenever BB-8 gets damaged #and keeping his hard drive and his audio sensors live so he can reassure BB-8 as he goes that it’s all going fine #IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT BY ‘EXPERIENCES’ #DID YOU MEAN ‘POE DAMERON’ #because that’s what BB-8 would mean #’strong loyalty subprogram’ is one way to put it #’loves poe dameron right back’ is another (via @gyzym )
HOW VERY DARE
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