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timelordonbakerstreet:

tactician-with-fuchsia-blood:

How dare y’all not even reblog this with the sequel

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Vine 1 captions:

TV: Go back to school with K–
Girl: HIT ME!! HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR!!!

Vine 2 captions:

TV: Go back to school with K–
Girl: JUST A LITTLE MORE I WANT YOU TO REALLY HIT ME!!!

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queerparisgeller:

Can you imagine Lito having a cold though??? 

“I cannot breathe Hernando. Hernando I am dying.”

“Hernando, Hernando it is too hot in here. It is too hot and the blankets are SUFFOCATING ME HERNANDO.” 

*several hours of loud sniffing*

“Hernando do you still love me although I am disgusting and sick?” 

“Why is this happening to me? I don’t deserve this. Am I not a good person? I do not deserve this.” 

“These tissues are made of sandpaper, Hernando. My nose can take no more.” 

“Hernando. Hernando I am cold why did you take the blankets off me? Hernando hold me.” 

“I want to LIVE, Hernando.” 

Reasons I relate to cats

chaoticlivi:

  • don’t touch me
  • wait, no, come back, i need snuggles
  • that’s enough snuggles
  • i want to be near you, please don’t leave me alone
  • tch, it’s not like i happen to be in the same room as you all the time because i miss you
  • “i got wet. this is the worst thing that’s ever happened”
  • “why is this door closed? this door doesn’t need to be closed”
  • “i need a nap.” “didn’t you just wake up 2 hours ago?” “yes but i could sleep for a week”
  • (hisses)
  • “i want food”
  • “but not this food”
  • (wanders around)