Me: Let’s order Chinese for dinner.
Husband: Awesome. Let’s do it.
*Like thirty minutes go by*
Me: Honey, are you going to call the restaurant?”
Husband: I thought you were going to.
Me: You…thought the deaf girl was going to call the restaurant?
Husband: I now see the flaw in that assumption.
does anybody else remember that time when tying our sweaters around our waists suddenly became very uncool, and we all had to start carrying them instead for the sake of fashion?