Me: Let’s order Chinese for dinner.
Husband: Awesome. Let’s do it.
*Like thirty minutes go by*
Me: Honey, are you going to call the restaurant?”
Husband: I thought you were going to.
Me: You…thought the deaf girl was going to call the restaurant?
Husband: I now see the flaw in that assumption.

Sense8 fans: I’ve never shipped this many canons

mustardprecum:

hear me out: Kingsman but with Victor Melling as Arthur

Or alternatively, Miss-ter Congeniality Hartwin AU

1sa2:

robregal:

I’m nice as fuck. So if you see me being mean to someone, they earned that shit.

yes.

mylemonginger:

does anybody else remember that time when tying our sweaters around our waists suddenly became very uncool, and we all had to start carrying them instead for the sake of fashion?