hatermom:

-rewatch the pilot! it’s always enlightening to see where and how characters started off when you know how they end up

-rewatch the second episode! surely you missed something the first time around

-watch the whole first season. school doesnt start for a week anyway.

-rewatch the whole thing you piece of shit rewatch it all

elementary school: remember to brainstorm then write a first draft then your final draft and don’t forget to reread and edit!
college: i just wrote that shit in 1 hour and submitted it with 2 minutes to spare what the fuck is a “draft”

malfvoys:

i love watching the show my cat from hell because 9/10 times it usually features a heterosexual couple fighting over their hellion cat with one partner (usually the guy) saying “i cant stand this cat it needs to leave” while the girl is just like “no we can figure something out” and when jackson galaxy asks them if they would call it quits over the cat the guy is just like “ofc not she would always choose me over the cat” but if you zoom in on the girls face when he says that you know,,,,,you know,,,,,who will be leaving,,,,,,,,that house first

greenbergsays:

youngbloodbuzz:

how am i, as a millennial who grew up with the first two mummy movies, supposed to take the mummy (2017) seriously?

Listen, you cannot take The Mummy – which is a masterpiece, FIGHT ME – and essentially decide to write a Queen of the Damned crossover with it and expect anyone to actually take you seriously

Especially not when you replace Brendan Fraser with Tom fuckin’ Cruise

like, no, it’s not happening. You take your My Immortal-level fuckery and go somewhere